Note:  I will not quote the Bible.  I will  not quote the Bible to  bolster any argument, to defend my personal opinion, to justify any actions I take or any actions I do not take, bully another person or to put someone down because they dare exercise freedom of speech.  I make this statement because I do not pretend to be a Biblical scholar in terms of how I understand the semantics of the language, interpretations of the circumstances surrounding the time and place in which the words were originally written and the factual aspects of the events being described.

With that said, I shall now address my “fan mail”.  Folks I have received six missives over August 24th and August 26th from anonymous authors who apparently want to put me in my place.  H-m-m! I have labeled these anonymous mailings so I may address each chastisement aimed at me with the full amount of attention I believe it deserves regardless of the anonymity where the author is too cowardly to stand in the public pulpit under their own name.  

First Up-Coward #1   I have already, in a previous blog, pointed out the foibles of this anonymous postcard.  Ma-am as long as innocent people doing their job are being attacked, bullied and finger-assaulted by drunkards, I will be here pointing their behaviors out AND SIGNING MY NAME.

Second Up- COWARD #2   Folks I would address this missive of shame-on-you nattering.   Note that the writer really-really wanted to make sure their Identity was secret.  Obviously this person just wanted to follow the lead wooly-bugger sheep.  Here Coward#2 ignores the meanness of their cohort, totally forgiving the despicable things she perpetrated during her tenure with the city.  I will not stand by silently, condoning the bullying, abusive behaviors she practiced upon certain residents of Alcester.  

Third Up – COWARD #3  As you all can see there is at least a group of six who are interpreters of the Bible.  Beware, the Bible verses y’all are regurgitating are accurate to the Bible and the events it is relating and y’all are not adding your own translation.  Oh one thing, I have a question about the book of Numbers.  How many verses does your Bible have in Chapter 6?  Can you share with this old sinner, Verse 28 in the Bible you so vigorously quoted?  My Bible doesn’t seem to have a verse twenty-eight.  H-m-m  See this is one of those things I was a’talkin’ about.  If you do not know how many verses, why in the world would you take the chance on quoting the Bible to me.

Fourth UP – COWARD #4   Ah Coward #4 I see from your tirade that you seem to have a “spiritual” crystal ball whispering in your deaf ear.  Just as the things you have done are unlikely to “win” you anything but a sharp slam-shut of a pearly gate,  I only write about the things I can prove with facts and video.  As to your advice sugar, I would strongly suggest you find a nice, comfortable seat while you wait. In addition, I would politely suggest you send one of your missives to she-who-was-fired, so she can start her long journey and make amends to all the people she has harmed.

Oh I gotta hand it to you on your artwork,  Hey maybe you can get Art by Paula to show it alongside her work at whatever venue is still open to her.

Fifth Up  –  Coward #5  Ah, this one made me laugh.  Um you have been a busy little beaver, sugar.  It begs the question: did they know me before or after you did the character assassination on me.  I can understand why you would be unwilling to attach your name to this missive.  You really should have used the word “known” rather than “know” in your writing efforts.  I would suggest you take the advice of the quote you plagiarized below and see a doctor about your mental problem or visit a confessional if you cannot find a doctor who is willing to treat you!

Sixth Up – Coward #6  Far and wide, really?  You get around that much?  Oh honey, I don’t attempt to fool anyone.  More often than not, people will laugh and share in the jocularity of my mind set.  When I make someone laugh, I feel honored.  It is indeed too bad, you do not have any empathy or sympathy for those folks who the fired-former-finance-officer harassed, those folks she caused to be thrown out of their home while ol’ Geoff Fillingsness tramped through their home taking pictures or the Mayor she refused to hand over the tools of his office because didn’t like him.  It wasn’t her choice!  She was just a bookkeeper.  If y’all want to pray for someone, I suggest she be at the top of your list ‘cause from what I hear, albeit from the grapevine, she told a whopper in a house-of-worship.  And folks I am not talking about the Burger King sandwich,