09/09/2023 A Voice From the Gallery

SDLRC 22-11-3. Obstructing certain public officers or employees–Misdemeanor.Any person who intentionally obstructs or attempts to obstruct a public officer or employee, not a law enforcement officer, firefighter, or emergency medical technician in the performance of any official duty, or who resists a public officer in performance of that duty, is guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.

Source: SDC 1939, §§ 13.1106, 13.1302; SDCL, §§ 3-15-2, 3-15-3; SL 1976, ch 158, § 11-22; SL 2005, ch 120, § 192.

Oh Mz.Finger-Painter, it most definitely been a long time since I posed for the glamour shots photo. As many folks on facebook or email use memes, quotes and cartoons as identifiers, I use my glamour shot. Not to disguise or hide themselves as you accuse but to remind us of an event, a time or wondrous experience in our lives. My glamour shot visage reminds me of when my sister, Kari and I took our grandmother to Sioux Falls as a surprise for her December 25th birthday. The day was a wonderful outing for a grandmother and her two adult grand-daughters. As we entered the studio, my sister and I explained to Grams that we were there for a make-over. Grams looked around and said in a not-so-quiet voice there were quite a few there that needed a make-over and my sister bolted out of the shop. The stylist/make-up artists did their magic and turned us over to the male photographer who flirted with my 88 year old grandmother much to her delight. Everytime I look at my ‘shot’ and Grams ‘shot’, I remember with love that special day we had together.

If remembering my grandmother with love and affection is living in the past, so-be-it. She passed away on my birthday in 2004, exactly 19 years ago.

Ma’am my blog orginated out of the need for a public response medium ’cause the local newspaper editor, Mr. Hill refused my responses to accusations. I started using videos ’cause I was being called a liar by folks like FOPat. So Madame with your penchant of middle finger salutations, finger-pointing threats and obstruction of our duly elected mayor’s ability to perform his duty, what is your excuse beyond the obvious? My blog is not anonymous. How else would you know how to write me your complaints. You have used your voice to complain to me, however coward that YOU are you fail to sign you litany of accusations.

Now madame, I have elected to publish these virulent anonymous attacks. First to convince the powers that be that our Mayor was indeed under a malicious, venomous attack which pompted his resignation and once he felt he and his family was safe he rescined the resignation. Now madam, I realize you were not alone in sending me 18 pieces (at this point) of malevolent mail. However with this piece of mail, you have proved a pattern of ongoing harassment and threats suitable for charges. As I indicated in a previous blog, I have indeed contacted the police about this situtation as well as I have spoken to the local post offices out of which this mail was delivered. A small town post office usually has a pretty good idea of perpetrators such as you and your coven. At some point your quilling party members will cease to see the value in harassment, and will abandon you to your fate.

09/02/2023 A Voice From the Gallery

With that said folks, please note the cowards continue in their bullying attempts as you will note below:

COWARD #7  I have to wonder at this coward, ‘cause it seems this card was hand delivered rather than sent through the post office.  There is no evidence that this postcard ever went through the postal service, yet it magically appeared in my residential mailbox in Spirit Lake.  Note the absence of any postal markings indicating it went through the postage system. I have spoken to the Spirit Lake Post Office about this and will be contacting other postal authorities.  Ms. Coward #7, do you realize it is a violation of Federal statute to place items in a designated post box:

*“18 U.S. Code § 1725 – Postage Unpaid on Deposited Mail Matter.” LII / Legal Information Institute, www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1725.

COWARD #8   WOW you found my house in Spirit Lake!  I’m gonna give you a heads up Sugar, many of the folks in Spirit Lake know me by my maiden name (having been born in Spirit Lake and growing up in Spirit Lake) and my married name.  In fact one or two have come to me for help with city issues on occasion, a-w-w gee ya failed, again.  But one must expect that from a coward who presumes to step into the  pulpit of self righteous sanctimony, sententious and moral smugness, theatrically banging on a book that should be revered and not used as a bludgeon, screaming and shaking a raised fist, “…I got God’s back…”

Folks take a look at the message portion of this missive.  This copy does not show it well, but the message was generated by computer on a sheet of paper, appears to have been cut to size and tacked to a get well greeting card.  Now folks I gotta say, this coward did pay postage on his smug moral missive

08/31/2023 A Voice From the Gallery

With that said, I shall now address my “fan mail”.  Folks I have received six missives over August 24th and August 26th from anonymous authors who apparently want to put me in my place.  H-m-m! I have labeled these anonymous mailings so I may address each chastisement aimed at me with the full amount of attention I believe it deserves regardless of the anonymity where the author is too cowardly to stand in the public pulpit under their own name.  

First Up-Coward #1   I have already, in a previous blog, pointed out the foibles of this anonymous postcard.  Ma-am as long as innocent people doing their job are being attacked, bullied and finger-assaulted by drunkards, I will be here pointing their behaviors out AND SIGNING MY NAME.

Second Up- COWARD #2   Folks I would address this missive of shame-on-you nattering.   Note that the writer really-really wanted to make sure their Identity was secret.  Obviously this person just wanted to follow the lead wooly-bugger sheep.  Here Coward#2 ignores the meanness of their cohort, totally forgiving the despicable things she perpetrated during her tenure with the city.  I will not stand by silently, condoning the bullying, abusive behaviors she practiced upon certain residents of Alcester.  

Third Up – COWARD #3  As you all can see there is at least a group of six who are interpreters of the Bible.  Beware, the Bible verses y’all are regurgitating are accurate to the Bible and the events it is relating and y’all are not adding your own translation.  Oh one thing, I have a question about the book of Numbers.  How many verses does your Bible have in Chapter 6?  Can you share with this old sinner, Verse 28 in the Bible you so vigorously quoted?  My Bible doesn’t seem to have a verse twenty-eight.  H-m-m  See this is one of those things I was a’talkin’ about.  If you do not know how many verses, why in the world would you take the chance on quoting the Bible to me.

Fourth UP – COWARD #4   Ah Coward #4 I see from your tirade that you seem to have a “spiritual” crystal ball whispering in your deaf ear.  Just as the things you have done are unlikely to “win” you anything but a sharp slam-shut of a pearly gate,  I only write about the things I can prove with facts and video.  As to your advice sugar, I would strongly suggest you find a nice, comfortable seat while you wait. In addition, I would politely suggest you send one of your missives to she-who-was-fired, so she can start her long journey and make amends to all the people she has harmed.

Oh I gotta hand it to you on your artwork,  Hey maybe you can get Art by Paula to show it alongside her work at whatever venue is still open to her.

Fifth Up  –  Coward #5  Ah, this one made me laugh.  Um you have been a busy little beaver, sugar.  It begs the question: did they know me before or after you did the character assassination on me.  I can understand why you would be unwilling to attach your name to this missive.  You really should have used the word “known” rather than “know” in your writing efforts.  I would suggest you take the advice of the quote you plagiarized below and see a doctor about your mental problem or visit a confessional if you cannot find a doctor who is willing to treat you!

Sixth Up – Coward #6  Far and wide, really?  You get around that much?  Oh honey, I don’t attempt to fool anyone.  More often than not, people will laugh and share in the jocularity of my mind set.  When I make someone laugh, I feel honored.  It is indeed too bad, you do not have any empathy or sympathy for those folks who the fired-former-finance-officer harassed, those folks she caused to be thrown out of their home while ol’ Geoff Fillingsness tramped through their home taking pictures or the Mayor she refused to hand over the tools of his office because didn’t like him.  It wasn’t her choice!  She was just a bookkeeper.  If y’all want to pray for someone, I suggest she be at the top of your list ‘cause from what I hear, albeit from the grapevine, she told a whopper in a house-of-worship.  And folks I am not talking about the Burger King sandwich,

08/30/2023 A Voice From the Gallery

Beware the fury of a patient man*

John Dryden -*Brainy Quote. https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/john_dryden_101689.

HUMOR ME FOLKS.

Got this in the mail with a postal date of 24 August 2023  PM 2  L notation on the front of the puppy dog postcard stating…Thinking of you. This appeared with five (5) other anonymous letters in my mail.

So folks take a look at the message on the puppy dog postcard.   Take note of the left side of the postcard and the font of the message.  This indicates the writer is moderately versed in calligraphy.  Note the style of the letters ‘w’ with the right elevated upstroke, now note the style of the letters ‘g’ and the ‘y’ with their sweeping descender (that is the final downstroke of the “g” and “y”) and finally note the agitation showing in the dotting of the letter  “i” from the ‘i’ in ‘praying’ to the ‘i’ in ‘will’ to the first and second ‘i’ in writing and lastly the ‘i’ in things.  Note the first two ‘i’ have no ‘tittle’ (the dot over the i), now look at the first “i” in writing which has a small, tentative “tittle” compare that small “tittle” to the large emphasized “tittle” the second “i” in writing and finally to the small offset “tittle” over the “i” in things.  Remarking on the two “P”, first look at the beginning capital “P” with just a small hint of a desender curving up, now look at the second “P” with its loop at the top of the descender.  Finally I would point to the “t”  in stop, writing and things, note the crossing of the “t” starts just above the “x” height of the vertical stem of the “t” traveling at an upward angle to the right.  

Now on to the address portion of the anonymous postcard to the right of the postcard’s vertical midline.  Here the writer makes a concerted effort to disguise their handwriting.  But again I will draw your attention to the V in  Vickie resembles a check mark, and the L in Larsen leans back.  This is a point where the unconscious takes control and reverts to the normal day-to-day style of printing by Ms. Anonymous.  I draw your attention to the letter “n” in the address components, see where the ‘shoulder’ of the “n” has a downward slope as opposed to the “n” on the calligraphic side “n”?  Unfortunately for Ms. Anonymous, her normal handwriting style keeps interfering with her attempt at anonymity.  Again compare the letter “s” on the calligraphic message side with the address side.  One final note on the lettering aspect of this abortive attempt at anonymity, check out the K another ‘tell’.

Finally folks look closely again to the right side of the postcard.  Take note of the smearing to the lower right side of the card and a dark grey smearing under the stamp placement. Was there perhaps another stamp there at one point?  Lastly, the stamp.  The stamp appears to have come from a small book of stamps rather than a coil of stamps, this is purely my presumption.  In my experience coil stamps have two perforated sides rather than four. How this is important is the application of the stamp onto the document to be mailed.  

If the stamp is self-adhesive, it does not have to be licked.  No DNA.  With that pointed out, think about how a self-adhesive stamp is removed from its backing.  I remove a self-adhesive stamp by peeling back with the index finger and with thumb pressure upon placement on the envelope. I would imagine that I am not the only person who applies stamps in this manner.  However any lack of DNA is made up for with the possibility of a thumb print or an index finger print.

Should you be fortunate to have a licked stamp, a good forensic scientist should be able to extract DNA with saline solution swabs and with the help of Ancestry your face will appear like portrait magic in a tray of photographic developing solutions.

08-14-2023 A Voice From the Gallery

When I first became aware of the “Letter to the Editor authored by Ms. Paula Fagre” appearing in the August 10, 2023, Number 32, Volume 136, edition of the Alcester Union-Hudonsite” newspaper, I balanced my choices. Play verbal chicken with a flightless bird, initiate a verbal duel with a saber versus an epee or ‘psycho-analyzing’ the statements made in the letter to the editor.   With that said, let’s start with the paragraph-by-paragraph approach below (the red italicized paragraphs) and determine whether I should call the chicken out or give a sharp slashing poke.

Humbly Ms. Fagre?  Under stress, Ms. Fagre?  I see no humility and I question your choice of blaming your questionable behavior on stress.  You were not the subject of the executive session.  You sent a formal apology by letter for your upset and your quietly rude gestures???  What is this too little, too late?  A variation on the attitude of, “it is better to apologize than ask for permission…”  Madam you state. “… quietly rude gestures…”.  Are you aware you were in a public government building during a meeting in which an executive session was in process and you were just outside the door stomping and wildly gesticulating at the council in executive session?  You were in effect obstructing and threatening with your gestures, government officials in a closed meeting.  Duh?

Ms. Fagre, madame artiste there was no allusion to a crime, I merely asked questions why the City of Alcester in the guise of FO Pat Jurrens who appeared to be working as a gallerist for a private and apparently for-profit entity.  The walls of Alcester City Hall and the Alcester Community Center were in effect damaged and or vandalized for the purposes of displaying this personal art show.  I asked the question, was the city being reimbursed for this ongoing display, the cleaning of this art display, the liability for this art display and the employee time spend in managing and cleaning this display.  The city is not in the business of being your private art gallery.  The Alcester Taxpayers are not paying taxes so you can display your ‘wares’ madame artiste and make money off their tax dollars.   Build your own gallery or rent a storage shed so you can open the doors and sell your “art” on the weekends.   You pay for your own facility, You pay for your own advertising and You collect your own cash instead of floating it through the city coffers.  The council did not give its permission to be a gallery for you.  Your inference we should be grateful that you are bringing people into Alcester with your art is ludicrous and presumptuous.

Assuming that I am that lady accused of hating your art or hating your person.  First “madame artiste”, I am no lady and I do not have the title Dame before my name either with an “E” or without an “E”.  I have my own art appreciation.  As to hating you, at this point I have no interest in you one way or the other.  However, that could change given your propensity for libeling, slandering and threatening our duly elected public officials via media venues or in public hallways.

Ms. Fagre, I spoke to the appearance of former Finance Officer Patrica Jurrens acting as a curator or a gallerist. Your reference to former Alcester Finance Officer as your personal gallerist is in error.  I did not say former Alcester Finance Officer was your personal gallerist.  I never got an answer to my question dealing with that subject during council as to what exactly was going on with the art. Why? Because the council was unaware of FOPat’s apparent failure to get the council’s permission, contract, agreement and there was no vote to approve your art display in the city offices or the community center.  Where by the way, YOU are still displaying your wares in the community center and we the people have no idea what the accounting, sales and etc. is taking place. We want that accounting.   You forget Ms. Fagre it appears to have been FOPat and only FOPat who was “allowing” your “Art to be Hung”!  Madam Fagre your guesses are irrelevant.

Ms. Fagre the fact you ‘don’t think” says it all.  Ya dumped your ‘art’ on the city, expecting the city employees to take care of it for you on the taxpayer dollar.  WOW In addition Ms. Fagre, I cannot speak to how amazing your husband is or how much of a freak you are no, matter how tempting.

Ms. Fagre, I would not ever try to guess how much you spend on your canvas, acrylics, alcohol ink, wood planks or you Gandma Moses frames.  The hours you spent on your “art” are valuable only in that you are not harassing city officials when you are huddled in your dark studio, creating your art.

Ms. Fagre what you have or have not donated is not pertinent to your behavior toward our mayor and council members.  I am not inclined to give you a free pass on your behavioral ‘upsets’ just because you donate some canvas, paint and alcohol ink or offered up a crocodile-teared written apology.

Ms. Fagre I am not interested in what you have tried but how many people have been bullied by you in those endeavors.

Ms. Fagre your husband’s personal health problems are not relevant to the discussion we are having.  However, the broken rib just might be relevant, did that happen the night you visited City Hall and showed those present in the hallway how many foul words you had in your vocabulary?

Ms. Fagre, I am sure HE is grateful for your service. 

Ah Ms. Fagre, there is the rub.  You brag about the town but you degrade and threaten our public officials in person and in social media.

Ms. Fagre perhaps you should have been just as devastated when FOPat was harassing our former Finance Officer who was gravely ill.  You should have been just as devastated when she tried to have a young man arrested on false claims via 911 calls or upset with the lies, she has told to the council and the public.

Ms. Fagre do not confuse fact for Pat’s fiction or crafting a crown from the pikes of a Yucca plant.  This has been a long time coming and too many residents have been victims of FOPat’s actions, consistant failure to do the job she was paid to do and her manipulations of robbing Percy to pay Patty.

Our former Finance Officer Mike Kezar was doing quite well, he did have an assistant but Mr. Kezar did not have delusions of being City Administrator.  That was all FOPat!  Quite frankly it is my opinion that FOPat did not want anyone to know exactly what it was she was doing and what exactly she was failing to do.  FOPatty do petty issues?  Nah, she wanted the big top, center-ring show grabber! 

Ms. Fagre as far as asking you about anything, it would seem from recent experience it all depends on what time of the day we would be asking.  After the witching hour or when the needle on the glass registers E?  By the way how was it you broke a rib? So far madame artiste you have not conducted anything in private as it relates to our mayor and you have been more than willing to share your opinion, your prejudice and your vitriol in person and on Facebook which albeit was taken down, H-m-m!

Ah Gee for someone who. “…could not care one little bit about credentials…”  Ya sure do know how to list them ad nauseum.  Ms. Fagre you go on to say, “I only look at how a person lives and operates…”  So, ma’am taking your own justification for what you look at in how you judge people, YOU are giving me permission to look at how YOU operate and how YOU perceived how FOPat operates.  Ma’am when did you last have YOUR vision checked, H-m-m? Oh by the way Ms. Fagre, do you know how long Mr. Kezar was Finance Officer when he was dismissed? Over thirty years Ms. Fagre. What was his wage at his dismissal? $35K plus or minus. So what was Pat Jurrens starting wage as Finance Officer with no experience? She was hired with no experience as finance officer at $2000.00 more than what Mr. Kezar was making after 30 years of service to the city with an raise to $40,000.00 a year after a short trial period. Still want to hand out thorny crowns to your bestie?

Ms. Fagre throughout this diatribe you appear to make extensive use of the party favor word “hearsay” and you have sprinkled “misinformation” like the confetti bombs at a Reveal Party.  By the way, did you use your special alcohol ink for your vitriolic, verbal and venomous assault on our elected officials and reporters? Correcting your analogy of “a never-ending, spinning toilet bowl…”  Ms. Fagre a toilet bowl does not spin, the water spins  a- n- d  ma’am the spinning water stops when the defecate is removed through that big hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl! 

I have already corrected your numerous errors in spelling in the above paragraph because I do not want to perpetuate your mistakes. I have referred to the Alcester Community Center as “an Albatross” not big and not white.  You added those terms.  In addition to characterize the Alcester Community Center as beautiful.  Ma’am from what I gather is YOUR definition of beautiful, “Beauty” is definitely in the eye of the beholder and I most assuredly do not share your concept of beauty. 

Ms. Fagre you chafe, .. It (presumably my video blog) is allowed to be printed and filmed and shared among the airwaves…” Madame artiste, remember what the U.S. Constitution says?  Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Ms. Fagre, you inventoried you varied accomplishments and trotted them out like grocery coupons in the local newspaper.  Ma’am when you were graduating high school, I was graduating college.  I was proud to be the first in my family to achieve a college degree.  My grade point was not necessarily noteworthy because I paid my way through school.  While I attended a local two-year community college, I went to school during the day and at 4:00 I was punching in at the time clock at Berkeley & Company.  I worked from 4:00 pm to midnight, five days a week year round.  I earned $1.80 per hour, $.10 of that was shift pay.  I ran machines, molding machines, I ran 45 braiding machines which produced braided rope and spooling machines which transferred the plastic strands onto the spools for the braiding machines.  From Iowa Lakes Community College, I went to Northern State College in Aberdeen where I finished out my BA degree in English, with a minor in History and the equivalent of a minor in science due to my insistence on getting a BA degree not a BS degree.  Yes, I am proud of that accomplishment! 

My other accomplishments along the way are only relevant to those services to people along the way.  The good people of Alcester are aware of some of my accomplishments, but not all of them.  Some of what I did was anonymous by choice.  I did not feel the need to brag about them when it may embarrass a recipient or when a pat on the back was better served being attributed to someone else.  So as I said, the good folks of Alcester are aware of my contributions to Alcester.

I do not carry a sign either figuratively or in reality declaring, “Welcome to Hellcester”.  Folks that is a malignant, malevolent characterization of Ms. Fagre’s design.

          Ms. Fagre says, “…without reminding citizens of this beautiful little town…”  Sugar ya’ll spouted an Oxymoron ie. “…without reminding…”, but then ya’ll remind them.  Oh by the way Ms. Fagre, I took a class titled, Semantics.  It was a great class.  The South Dakota Motto, “Under God, the people rule” is often interpreted “if the people believe in God, they rule”.  However this is open to interpretation.  What if it really means God has set out the rules to the people, the people must abide by and uphold those rules then and only then the people will rule?

One last thought for you about me Ms. Fagre … “en Garde!”,

One word of encouragement to Mayor Lukas,