Folks you ever wonder why FO Pat is foaming-at-the-mouth for a office with a view?
She and Mayor Glas put her old digs up for auction and she ain’t got nowhere to go!
- Now ya’all gotta know it ain’t ’cause she is qualified for an office with a view.
Nah, she sure ain’t no book-keeper. Nope she’d rather keep a set of spare books just to keep track of her off-hours. Let me define those off hours to ya’all; off-hours are what she takes when she s’posed to be a workin’, lockin’ the residents out of the finance office on Tuesday afternoons and against city ordinance, those kind of hours among other things.
- Ya’all gotta know it ain’t ’cause she is a holdin’ a torch in the air on a little island spoutin ‘give me your tired, your poor…” shoot she don’t even want your garbage.
Boy howdy accordin’ to the local newspaper ol’ FOPat and Mayor Magoo sure did pour some gasoline on that there torch with their musical chair garbage pick-up. Evidently Mayor Magoo and FOPat never heard ’bout an essay on Civil Disobedience by Thoreau. Mr. Thoreau described civil disobedience (breach of law) as one’s moral duty if the alternative legal obedience causes harm to others. Mr. Thoreau an educator refused to pay a poll tax which would expand slavery into the southwest and for his non-payment he was arrested and spent a night in jail.
Now ladies and gents, you can have a say but you have to do it in numbers, lots of numbers. If you live on the side of the street which will host the garbage-can-soiree, come to the March 2, 2020, city council meeting and JUST SAY NO. If you have to tote your garbage can across the street onto your neighbors property, come to the March 2, 2020, city council meeting and JUST SAY NO. IF we get at least 50-100 property owners to show up to tell FOPat, Mayor Glas and the council, NO! NOT JUST NO, BUT HECK NO! we will make our point, we ain’t takin’ this garbage! Check out this weeks “Alcester Union-Hudsonite Newspaper”, front page article, see where Mayor Glas wants to send the garbage-can-picket-line.
But if they ignore us, then we take a page out of Henry David Thoreau’s Essay and PUT AN CIVIL DISOBEDIENT EXCLAMATION POINT ON THE GARBAGE! We need to breach their legal britches with a not-so-civil boot! We ARE the people, we will take back our Voice with a resounding NO WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE THIS GARBAGE!